Who Stupid Pass? Help Us Decide.
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WARNING: This is a rant. Meaning that if you see typo graphical error just ignore. Na vex wey vex me.
You can’t make this shit up. Our current aviation minister Mrs. Stella Oduah (who I admire up to this point) in response to the recent Associated Ariline October 3rd crash that killed 13 people, said in the statement below, that plane mishaps are perhaps an act of God. In her own words:
“We do not pray for accidents but they are inevitable. But we will continue to do everything to ensure that we do not have accidents. But an accident is an act of God”
As unbelievably stupid as her statement was, I was unbelieveably shocked when I got to LindaIkeji’s blog this morning and discovered that ex Aviation minister Femi Fani-Kayode was as shocked as I was with her statement. In effect we finally agreed on something.
I mean for me to agree with the man that claims that Obama is the anti-christ…is a big deal…but sadly I was wrong. In a classic case of dumb and dumber, his rebuff was (pause for effect) even dumber! He said … God does not cause accidents, only the devil does. What the flying fufu! How did 2 stupid and insensitive people become aviation ministers?
I mean hint hint, maybe the cause was not an act of God or the Devil…maybe it was Associated Airlines? Maybe it was weak aviation regulations? Maybe it was a faulty airplane that was poorly maintained and should have never flown? Maybe it was the same thing that caused Dana? Maybe just maybe it was you…the both of you, aviation ministers…who have not done their necessary jobs properly? Everytime shit happens people blame the Devil or claim it was the will of God. At this rate we might as well put bible and korans on our planes and call it a day! wtf!
Anyway I am really just pissed. So please tell me below, who stupid pass? Current Aviation minister Stella Oduah or Ex Aviation Minister Femi Fani-Kayode. The winner will get a DVD copy of Dumb and Dumber.
Ofili is pissed and he tweets at @ofilispeaks
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