My 500th Blog Post: Nigerian Police Be Like
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It has been quite a fun and amazing journey since I started blogging in 2005ish. One blog after the other, one sketch after the other and boom the 500th published post happened. And interesting enough it is directed to my favorite friends in Nigeria…the Nigerian Police officer. Who exhibit the sleekest methods to collect bribe without collecting bribe.
But the 500th post should be special and as such should not be clogged up by the Nigerian police…
I have always loved the Ellen DeGeneres show, how she makes people happy by giving, by sharing and by just caring. So I decided, what best way to celebrate my 500th blog post than to give out N500,000,000…o wait I am not Dangote. What about N500,000 … emm I am not on that Linda Ikeji money.
So we will just be giving out only N50,000! Na wetin I get o.
So here’s how it would work. In the comments section below, tell me about someone residing in Nigeria that really deserves and needs some little help. The only catch is that that person cannot be you! It has to be someone different. And don’t go and be creating fake profiles #GodIsWatchingYou
One person may get the entire money or it could be 2 or 3 people … it depends. All I ask is that you be honest with it and keep it a secret from the person so that we can do an Ellen DeGeneres type surprise…be awesome people!
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