How To Make Your Lie A Fact
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Here’s what you do, just make up a story…any story. It does not even need to be true…actually it needs to be a lie. Then post it on your blog, share it on social media, tweet it daily,
get force others to like it on facebook daily, put a picture of you telling the lie on instagram and then upload a video of the lie on youtube.
Soon the Nigerian media will hear about your lie, especially if your lie is sensational … like “America Is Sponsoring BokoHaram” they will invite you on National TV to talk about your lie. Don’t be worried because they will not press you for facts, they won’t even verify the stories themselves, remember you are already a celebrity because of your lie.
And since your lie is controversial and controversy sells and the media house needs to sell adverts they will promote your lie for you all over the country on their blogs, on their radio shows and on television….even cable. And one day you will wake up to the realization that the lie you created is now FACT!
Welcome to the 21st century…
PS: Please do not share this shit lest people believe it.
Written and researched By Okechukwu Ofili of ofilispeaks.com
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