Fuckonomics (Adult Content)

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You’re born with a ton of fucks to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You give fucks about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about strangers’ opinions. You give way too many fucks about way too many things. You have so many.

Then, as you get older, you have maybe 10 fucks per month, so you learn to budget them. You allocate fucks to family and career, but there aren’t enough fucks to give to the newest fads. Oh, someone at work has something they need my help with that’s outside my job title? I’ll do my best to allocate some fucks, but this month is pretty tight.

Then, as you get even older, you’re down to 1-2 fucks per month, and those fucks are pretty damn precious. You give them to your family and your hobbies and your job, and that’s kinda it. It’s not your fault – fucks expire too quickly. I would’ve liked to save my fucks from when I was younger but I can’t.

Then, you hit fuck insolvency. You’re getting like 1 fuck a year, and you have to make it last. So you go without, and even previously fuck-worthy things, you just can’t give a fuck. Some people run out really quickly, Some people have a fuck trust fund that pays out a decent amount even into old age.

But at some point, the fuck faucet runs completely dry and you’re out of fucks to give. It’s just basic Fuckonomics.

– Unknown



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14 comments on “Fuckonomics (Adult Content)

  1. What works for me normally anytime I’m out of fucks is to create more fucks or better still recycle some good fucks, add my own special ingredient to them and give them out. That’s the trick – so people would think “hey this dude has got a lot of fucks to give”. They don’t know I’m just good at recycling fucks…#Fuckonomics
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  2. Looks like i invested my fucks wisely. Got a lot to spare. I could give you some just out of the goodness of my heart but to be honest, i don’t give a fuck.

  3. aondona on said:

    I just had to comment. Ofili actually speaks to me anytime I read his work. I just know I’m going to laugh and get educated at the same damn time! Kind of a 2 in 1 package. I’m actually running out of fucks to give,I just didn’t know there was a way I could ration it.

  4. Okay..my bank called me the other day..they told me they’re gonna close down my “fucks account” ..I asked y..they said I never came to withdraw any

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