An Article Dedicated To Baby Shit
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So about 2 weeks ago, I visited my friend who is expecting a baby (trey). I also attended their baby shower where I got to meet a lot of young parents with babies. And it was quite a joyful moment really, to see little kids running all around the place and smiling. And then I saw the diaper cake, at first I thought it was a delicious blue cake and would have started eating it if nobody was around, but thankfully I did not. Because I could have died of diaper overdose!
But as soon as I found out it was a diaper cake, I was amazed at how many diapers they were. And then I started hearing stories about how babies shit almost every minute, and how you needed to have a steady supply of diapers, and diaper this and shit this and that.
I even got to participate in a blindfolded change the diaper on a babydoll contest where I lost out to this ninja diaper changing guy. I mean the guy could change a diaper with his hands tied behind his back while still blindfolded and eating food at the same time! He was that good!
After he won the contest ladies started checking him out! I mean who knew that the way to a womans heart was changing diapers. And to think of all the time I wasted in the gym…
Anyway I had a fun time…it was quite awesome learning about babies and their miracles down under. So I dedicated a special sketch to all the parents in the place with style and grace…hope you enjoy. And remember anytime @ofilispeaks yells make shit happen…close your babies ears =D
Written and Drawn By Okechukwu Ofili of ofilispeaks.com
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