10 Controversial Quotes That Actually Make Sense
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Every once in a while I come across a quote that makes me go #@$#@$%#@ but then I look at it again and it actually makes sense.
But the irony with these quotes is that if I ever get invited to speak at say a Church gathering or school graduation ceremony I will not be able to use them….because well errrr they are frankly on the edge.
From drinking beer, to kicking annoying people in the head … these are my top 10 awesome but controversial quotes that actually make sense! Enjoy! And let me know your favorite.
[Tweet “Good things come to those who go out and fucking earn it! –unknown”]
[Tweet “If you can’t amaze people with your intelligence…confuse them with your bullshit! – unknown”]
We are here to drink BEER we are here to kill WAR we are here to LAUGH at the odds and live our lives so well that death will tremble to take us! – Charles Bukowski
[Tweet “Write drunk…edit sober. – Ernest Hemingway”]
[Tweet “Mephobia: The Fear of becoming so awesome that the Human race can’t handle it and everyone dies! – unknown”]
[Tweet “If you get slapped turn the other cheek and follow through with a round house kick! – Okechukwu Ofili”]
[Tweet “Get your facts first then you can distort them as you please. – Mark Twain”]
[Tweet “Always be yourself. Unless you can be a Unicorn. Then always be a Unicorn –unknown Unicorn”]
That’s the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen. ― Charles Bukowski
[Tweet “Stop insisting on cleaning your head … clear your freaking heart instead! – Charles Bukowski”]
If you have other controversially interesting quotes you know do share below. Aside from that…be awesome!
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