The Top 5 Most Ridiculous Quotes From Nigerian Ministers. Number 4 is Epic!
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#1 The Agricultural Minister: Audu Innocent Ogbeh
“Rice is expensive because Nigerians eat too much rice.”
Let me guess Tomato was expensive because Nigerians ate too much stew?
#2 The Finance Minister: Kemi Adeosun
“Recession is a word”
Stupidity is also a word.
#3 The Sports Minister: Solomon Dalung
Athletes don’t need training to win medals … “all you need is a winning mentality and not too much preparation”
Check out Usain Bolt’s winning mentality …
#4 The Minister Of Science And Tech: Ogbonnaya Onu
“We Will Make Pencils In Nigeria By 2018”
Whoa! Pencils in 2018! By 2019 we could be doing Erasers and Sharpeners! And by 2030 we could have manufactured a Pencil with an Eraser on the end.
#5 The Minister Of Information: Lai Mohammed
“Herdsmen move from everywhere, from Mauritius (FYI: is an Island) or anywhere. You can’t stop them.”
I did not know that cattle could swim. Talk about evolution!
NOTE: These are the ministers we waited for 6 months to get! I am just going to Dalung myself in the head with an Ogbonnaya Pencil!
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