Taken 4: They Took His Words. Now He Will Write About It.

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Dear Writers Block,

I don’t know who you are.
I don’t know what you want.
If you are looking for attention, I can tell you I don’t have your time.
But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long blogging career.
Skills that make me a nightmare for animals like you.
If you release my creativity now, that’ll be the end of it.
I will not look for you, I will not pursue you.
But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you … then I will write about it!

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twitterWritten By Okechukwu Ofili of ofilispeaks.com
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Words by Okechukwu Ofili of ofilispeaks.com
Follow him on Twitter
Stalk him on Instagram
Read his crazy titled books on konga or okadabooks
Feed his children at…no wait he has no kids…. 

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17 comments on “Taken 4: They Took His Words. Now He Will Write About It.

  1. Haha!
    Ofili!

    I can imagine the real guy’s face in taken when he was saying this(cant remember his name now,too lazy to google it), if that’s how your face was set while you wrote this, then ah, absolutely hilarious!!

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