Taken 4: They Took His Words. Now He Will Write About It.
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Dear Writers Block,
I don’t know who you are.
I don’t know what you want.
If you are looking for attention, I can tell you I don’t have your time.
But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long blogging career.
Skills that make me a nightmare for animals like you.
If you release my creativity now, that’ll be the end of it.
I will not look for you, I will not pursue you.
But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you … then I will write about it!
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