The Glendora Side Of The Story
On Saturday morning, the CEO or Manager or Owner or Founder of Glendora called me. I was not sure of his title because he kept on yelling the entire time as he...
Why All Great Businesses Should Tell Great Lies
One of my favorite restaurants in the world is The Cheesecake Factory…and I love it because they lie to me every single time I go there. Not just one...
Hug People And Not Just Those With Big Boobs
To an 18 30 year old male blogger teenager the benefits of hugging a person with big boobs is obvious. But to fully understand the phrase hug people and not...
What The Fat Man Told Me About Riding Bicycles
The only time I had ever ridden a bike was as a child running around the streets of Lagos. I did not have a bike of my own, so I spent most of my time hoping...
Who The Heck Kidnapped Mr.Biggs And Stole His Jelly
Growing up in Nigeria in the early 90′s one of my favorite hang out spots was Mr.Biggs…for us kids Mr.Biggs was like a page out of Charlie and the...
Companies Fear Innovation
I recently went to pitch my book How Laziness Saved My Life to a bank facility in mainland Lagos. I delivered a heart wrenching speech on why I wrote the book...
So Tell Me About Yourself…
The year was 2004 and the location was Texas…I was a broke college student in desperate need of a job…if McDonalds was hiring Mechanical Engineers I would...
Blackberry Just Has Too Many Damn Phones
Blackberry has a problem…it is not what you think it is…it is not a poor app market, poor battery life or all around poor phone performance. Whilst...
What Entrepreneurs Can Learn From John Mayers Submarine Ride
Don’t be afraid! ofilispeaks.com has not been bought by MTV.com…yet! I drew this sketch right after listening to a new John Mayer song titled...
