Who Stupid Pass? Help Us Decide.

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WARNING: This is a rant. Meaning that if you see typo graphical error just ignore. Na vex wey vex me.

You can’t make this shit up. Our current aviation minister Mrs. Stella Oduah (who I admire up to this point) in response to the recent Associated Ariline October 3rd crash that killed 13 people, said in the statement below, that plane mishaps are perhaps an act of God. In her own words:

“We do not pray for accidents  but they are inevitable. But we will continue to do everything to ensure that we do not have accidents. But an accident is an act of God

As unbelievably stupid as her statement was, I was unbelieveably shocked when I got to LindaIkeji’s blog this morning and discovered that ex Aviation minister Femi Fani-Kayode was as shocked as I was with her statement. In effect we finally agreed on something.

I mean for me to agree with the man that claims that Obama is the anti-christ…is a big deal…but sadly I was wrong. In a classic case of dumb and dumber, his rebuff was (pause for effect) even dumber! He said … God does not cause accidents, only the devil does. What the flying fufu! How did 2 stupid and insensitive people become aviation ministers?

I mean hint hint, maybe the cause was not an act of God or the Devil…maybe it was Associated Airlines? Maybe it was weak aviation regulations? Maybe it was a faulty airplane that was poorly maintained and should have never flown? Maybe it was the same thing that caused Dana? Maybe just maybe it was you…the both of you, aviation ministers…who have not done their necessary jobs properly? Everytime shit happens people blame the Devil or claim it was the will of God. At this rate we might as well put bible and korans on our planes and call it a day! wtf!

Anyway I am really just pissed. So please tell me below, who stupid pass? Current Aviation minister Stella Oduah or Ex Aviation Minister Femi Fani-Kayode. The winner will get a DVD copy of Dumb and Dumber.

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47 comments on “Who Stupid Pass? Help Us Decide.

  1. Omo, i no tink say you shock pass me…okay, maybe you were. For FFK, it just might be in the interest of your brain cells to ignore whatever he says. Don’t even bother reading his rants; they’re simply unbelievable.

  2. Bros ofili, to analyse the “odouriferious saga” well, the current minister stupid pass. Thou the ex too stupid but we go put retardiation into consideration and the national cake he has not been able to take enough share compare to Mrs Stella.
    We need to fight for ourseves ooo
    Bros I grew up reading about OBJ, Buhari and the rest of them in my history test book. Unfortunately, I still see this old and shameless people now.
    I know things will change I can feel it coming…
    Bros 3 gbosa 4 U!!!

    • Ofili

      Stella: 2
      FFK: 1

      Amazing the current minister comes from behind to tie the game, and out of nowhere she takes the lead. Totally against the run of play…this might be the greatest upset yet! But can she hold on?

  3. Bros ofili, to analyse the “odouriferious saga” well, the current minister stupid pass. Thou the ex too stupid but we go put retardiation into consideration and the national cake he has not been able to take enough share compare to Mrs Stella.
    We need to fight for ourselves.
    Bros I grew up reading about OBJ, Buhari and the rest of them in my history test book. Unfortunately, I still see this old and shameless people now.
    I know things will change I can feel it coming…
    Bros 3 gbosa 4 U!!!

  4. muyiwa on said:

    I agree with your write up but let’s try to look at it from this perspective, obviously we as Nigerians are responsible for whatever happens but there’s a bigger picture here, the devil plays on the ignorance of men, the fact that our leaders are blinded by obvious necessities and do not value the Nigerian life is purely based on greed, corruption and hate, all characteristics of the devil.
    Maybe FFK should have gone further to explain his statement because reading it in isolation sounds dumb but further clarification helps shed some light on it…
    Saw the minister speak on TV this morning smh, we can never rise above the level of our leadership in this country, if these are the kinds of people leading us, coming on Live TV making such statements…it’s a sad story

    • Ofili

      Stella: 2
      FFK: 1

      It should be 3-1 to Stella. She has the ball at the back of the net, but the referee (@ofilispeaks) rules it offside, apparently there was some FFK bias in that comment. Referee decision is final.

  5. I admire her too, but i was confused, disappointed and shocked into immobility when I heard her make that statement on national TV. For FFK, I’ve never been a fan of his ‘attention seeking’ incessant rants!

    • Ofili

      Stella: 2
      FFK: 1

      I can’t make this shit up. Stella scores again, but the goal is cancelled again for a foul committed before the goal. Has the referee been bought? The game is tensing up with Stella with the slight edge, but FFK can come back in at anytime. His stupidity is renowned.

  6. chidinma on said:

    they both win the award. infact i think the award is too good 4 them. it should rather b “dumber &dumbest”. this is d same reason y accidents wl kip hapenin in this part of the world. cos they r either acts of God or of the devil, therefor beyond our control

  7. Stella Oduah of course. I saw an interview with her the other day and she was saying weird stuff like “regulators are regulatorily required to regulate….”, basically beating around the bush of her incompetence and absolute lack of knowledge of the subject matter. Wait… on second thought, did FFK really say “God does not cause accidents, only the devil does”. Wow.. now I’m confused. Sigh
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    • Ofili

      Stella: 3
      FFK: 1

      What a goal! From outside the box, the Stella pressure prevails. Unstoppable shot, the keeper could do nothing, the referee could do nothing. With time trickling by the minute, Stella might be on the way to the greatest upset in the FA Stupidity Cup. The scenes in the stadium are amazing. The FFK supporters are shocked, they thought they would never see the day someone will challenge the FFK stupidity.

      Its halftime now, but more to play for. Its anyone’s game. i wonder what the coaches would be saying in the locker-rooms…

  8. Yes! I’m sane. And I thought I was the only one that noticed how silly and petty they both are. Huge jokers. One of them says everything is an act of God, the other one is disgruntled and spews dumb articles blaming everyone else for everything.
    But hey, we gotta “hope” don’t we?

  9. johnspeaks on said:

    Stella was absolutely wrong, ffk wasn’t that wrong bt he didn’t explain it better. And as for you, you are wrong. Because you have discovered that many nigerians do not reverence God, thats d reason u nd some other writters tend to make use of d opportunity to gve them wat they want. The devil is a spirit, and he can control ur mind when u don’t have a personal relatnship wit Jesus. Do you knw that the devil can cover ur mind nd make you to 4get that you actually put oil on d fire. Bt bcos we can’t see him, we tend nt to believe that he exist cos that’s what he want.

    • Ofili

      That was a long half-time! But the half-time show was sure entertaining. Johnspeaks with a great and entertaining performance there. Half comedy half spiritual… what are the fans thinking? I mean its all Stella’s to lose at this point. Can FFK mount a come back? Remember Atlanta 96? Let’s go…

    • Ofili

      Stella: 4
      FFK: 1

      Gbam! Forget Atlanta 96…this is turning into something else. Stella hits another goal barely seconds after the half time whistle was blown. And this was a thing of beauty, I mean where was the FFK defense? This game is surely over now.

    • Ofili

      Stella: 4
      FFK: 2

      Is this a consolation goal? if it is, it has to be one of the best consolation goals I have seen. FFK beats not one but two defenders in the air, I guess they don’t call him ex-aviation minister for nothing! But its what he did on the ground that was impressive, because he only lets the ball bounce once before slamming the ball into the net. If nets could talk, they will cry out in pain. That was a beauty. Game on?

  10. Labeth on said:

    The current aviation minister is dumber. I do not think a person in a position of authority should make such statements knowing the current state of the Nigeria aviation industry. But then again, it was a Nigerian leader….

    FFK on the other hand is just on a different level. I feel he makes most of these statements to remain relevant, his time has clearly passed.

    • Ofili

      Stella: 5
      FFK: 2

      Well well well. Stella looks to be taking this home. Not the greatest goals. A goal mouth scramble and the ball somehow finds itself in the back of the net. Nobody knows who scores, but the Stella’s are rejoicing they can feel the FA cup in their hands. But there are still some minutes. Never say never…lol…I kid I kid, this game is done and dusted.

    • Ofili

      Stella 5
      FFK: 3

      Stop this! Stop this, another goal. FFK keeps making this game interesting. I mean in this half they haev been interesting. exciting, pass the ball around. Where was all this in the first half. I mean they carved the Stella defence wide open…1-2 ball and a simple tap in. I must ask… too little too late?

    • Ofili

      Stella: 6
      FFK: 3

      It is over. Game over! FFk commits so many men forward in a search for the elusive 4th goal and improbable come-back. And they nearly did it, but poor finishing sends the ball straight into the keepers hands, who launches a quick counter attack that sees Stella one on one with the keeper, remember Chelsea/Barcelona 2012? Torres? That’s exactly what happens. Stella Angels defeats FFK Fighting Devils. As the referee blows the whistle. Its all hysterical here, one of the greatest upsets in the history of Stupidity. I did not think I would see the day someone would be more stupid than FFK but it happened. Anything can happen. “Does this mean that Arsenal can win the EPL?” a fan yells. Cmon…don’t be stupid!

  11. Shoo… *smh vigorously* A very close call but i think the current aviation minister is dumber tho… @Deji. Dem be kidnap Oke ni but we don pay em ransom sha (don’t ask me how much).

  12. Hehe! Ofili, this your football match doesn’t help matters at all. Didn’t know you had a sense of humor this good. In fact, 1-0 to you. I now have a big crush *insert wink*.

  13. Femi Eastwood on said:

    OMG…..Ofili has left me in stitches. U’re one heck of a dude.
    Back to the subject, FFK in my opinion finds it difficult comitng to terms that he’s no longer relevant in the nation’s polity. Truth be told, he played to the gallery during his tenure. Nigerians do not forget peoples history & flops cos the antecedents are there. Stella on the other hand may have assumed a saddle too BIG for her or could it be that her competence falls below expectations? Stella need to be decisive and stop her kindergaten remarks/comments on aviation matters. Lives are being lost and the authorities still see this recurrent madness as normal. What a shame.

  14. Femi Eastwood on said:

    OMG…..Ofili has left me in stitches. U’re one heck of a dude.
    Back to the subject, FFK in my opinion finds it difficult coming to terms that he’s no longer relevant in the nation’s polity. Truth be told, he played to the gallery during his tenure. Nigerians do not forget peoples history & flops cos the antecedents are there. Stella on the other hand may have assumed a saddle too BIG for her or could it be that her competence falls below expectations? Stella need to be decisive and stop her kindergaten remarks/comments on aviation matters. Lives are being lost and the authorities still see this recurrent madness as normal. What a shame !!!

  15. Meanwhile, today is FFK’s birthday. You just might want to congratulate him on losing gallantly to Stella. Shows he’s probably not as dumb as majority of the population thought.

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  17. All of them join.
    I would have thought that after Dana, there would be regular audits on air carriers . I would have thought that a plane that had not flown for over two months would have been given a thorough service. I would have thought that a plane with a crack in the side would never have been in the air. I would have thought that we would have properly trained pilots who would know that once you don’t attain maximum speed, you can’t gain the required climb. I did know that they would use the the phrase “Act of God” and of course “It is the Devil”.
    Sadly neither God nor the Devil made the conscious decision to put a bad plane in the air. As for the winner on the stupid scale, FFK finish the scale + more. I mean, the guy just says a lot of crap. I’ve had a similar experience where I thought I was agreeing with a post he wrote, until the whole thing took a 360 turn and I found myself saying..”what the hell”……So he wins in my book….

    • Ofili

      lol…true talk o jare.

      FFK na em wey vex me pass. What did he do when he was aviation minister? Nothing, just dey make noise for typewriter. Olodo people, how he take become minister I confuse.

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