#Nigeria Election The New Government Viagra

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Is your Government suffering from impotence? They can’t seem to be able to get it up STAND UP for their people, They can’t perform when they really need to?

Don’t worry, there is a new drug that can fix all that. It’s called erection ELECTION the new Government Viagra. Take one pill every 4 years and watch as your Government begins to miraculously rise up to the occasion and perform different styles. Chibok style, Transformation Agenda style, Oil price slashing style.

One pill will get your government standing tall in areas they would normally have ignored…

  • Has BokoHaram BEEN disturbing your Government for years? ELECTION can fix that, just one pill will enable them handle BokoHaram in just weeks.
  • $20 billion Oil Money missing for months WITH NO TRACE, with ELECTION in the system the formerly invisible forensic report will suddenly appear and be splattered everywhere.
  • Government afraid to perform their duties such as visiting victims of terror attacks? Just one dose of Election can make them book a first class ticket to that State they were not able to go to 2 years ago.

You see your Government has potential, they’ve always had, but they just need the right type of atmosphere to turn them on.. to get them to do what they needed to do. And it can happen because of that drug called ELECTION that makes your Government temporarily ERECT!

WARNING: In the rare event of a Government erection lasting more than 4 hours years, seek immediate medical help … because that shit has never happened before…especially in Nigeria!

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13 comments on “#Nigeria Election The New Government Viagra

  1. Election season appears to be the most exciting time in Nigeria. Hoping we don’t go through the same cycle of hope and disillusionment after this.

  2. Jeez mehn. Wow.
    Like really, wow!
    While I’ve never looked at it in quite this manner, this is the best analogy I’ve heard (or read) with respect to Nigerian politics.
    I’m blown.

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