How To Make Your Lie A Fact

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liesToo lazy to search for the truth or do any research to get the facts? Too busy reading other people’s blogs with their original shit? Then why not create a lie and make it a fact?

Here’s what you do, just make up a story…any story. It does not even need to be true…actually it needs to be a lie. Then post it on your blog, share it on social media, tweet it daily, get force others to like it on facebook daily, put a picture of you telling the lie on instagram and then upload a video of the lie on youtube.

Soon the Nigerian media will hear about your lie, especially if your lie is sensational … like “America Is Sponsoring BokoHaram” they will invite you on National TV to talk about your lie. Don’t be worried because they will not press you for facts, they won’t even verify the stories themselves, remember you are already a celebrity because of your lie.

And since your lie is controversial and controversy sells and the media house needs to sell adverts they will promote your lie for you all over the country on their blogs, on their radio shows and on television….even cable. And one day you will wake up to the realization that the lie you created is now FACT!

Welcome to the 21st century…

PS: Please do not share this shit lest people believe it.

twitterWritten and researched By Okechukwu Ofili of ofilispeaks.com
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20 comments on “How To Make Your Lie A Fact

    • Di'Otun on said:

      This is somehow pointing to that self appointed Australian negotiator. A lie is a proposed fact till proven otherwise.

  1. Then be ready for the next sensational story

    ‘I am in love with Ofili of Ofilispeaks and we are getting married!’ Excited Fan Reveals

    Try and believe it.

    • LB dear, sorry to burst your bubble but you’ll be caught in that lie.
      We’ve done our Introduction already. Not to worry though, I’ll ensure you get the white wedding invitation.

  2. Debo K Ogunranti on said:

    My observation is that the Nigerian Social Media, is so futuristic and agenda setting, examples include pictures of imagined American Marines storming the Sambisa Forest, fake stories of armed robberies or accidents on the highway, or imaginary fake products flooding our markets.
    Sometimes agenda setting like these spur our moribund government to action or at least, eke out an official statement.

  3. Princesa on said:

    I just shared this shit on twitter and Facebook. Offcourse you know what happens when you believe it.

  4. LB I believe you, ofili is your lover and its true, Oma let’s see some Photoshop pictures so that I can believe you too…Lols.
    ofili is in shit now.

    Solomon King latest post is Hadiza

    • So sorry to disappoint you dear but btwn the hotshot Engineer/Writer/Entrepreneur he is and the hotshot Doctor/Writer/Model/Media personality I am, we landed ourselves a very lucrative deal. We signed away the rights to our pictures to E and we’re starting a reality show. You won’t need pictures then, will you?

      Ofili Boo, tell them for goodness’ sake!!!

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  6. Nice one there! Factual and hilarious, my kind of piece. But were you pointing fingers at conspiracy buffs? Are you saying America isn’t sponsoring BH? I just ask o.

  7. Jeki Tala on said:

    Nigeria will join the European union in 2015, and Offili just married two Chibok girls in Sambisa forest. This of course is a truthful lie that may be proved beyond reasonable doubt to be a….
    Well never mind keep learning to tell the lie from Lie Mohammed by clicking to http://www.apc that’s all yes.

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