If There Was a Femi Fani Kayode And Asari Dokobu Contest, Who Will Win?
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If there was a Femi Fani Kayode and Asari Dokobu contest I don’t know who will win. They are both trying to out compete themselves in “the stupidest politician everliveth” contest.
First of all it was Femi Fani Kayode on National Television saying that the founder of Boko Haram is a key member of APC. What is ironic is that he himself just left APC for PDP! So let’s get this straight … when he was in APC he knew someone in his party was supporting Boko Haram but he did not say anything. Now that he has switched to PDP he has all of a sudden started talking, but yet SSS has not called him in for questioning…suspect!
But while you are still attempting to digest the mass stupidity and shadiness of Fani-Femi Kayode, you are hit with an even dumber statement by Asari Dokobu.
Asari who is on a mission to prove that the Chibok girls are a figment of our furthest imagination. First of all it was why have we not seen their names …and then the names came out. So next it was why have we not seen their pictures … and then the pictures came out. Now today it is why are the pictures not of girls in uniform!
Despite all physical evidence and numerous statements from parents, Asari still does not believe.
It is as if he is willing to go out of the way of logic to deny the existence of the Chibok girls. And even if all 200+ girls are rescued he will probably say how do we know these rescued girls are really from Chibok…it is a never ending cycle of stupidity.
So what does the media do when they receive such revolving stupidity?
They spread it … like wild fire. They post it on their blogs, beam it on live television, tweet it on twitter … all in a bid to get those enriching google clicks and channel viewership. Because controversy sells…especially controversy showered in mass stupidity. That is why Patrick Obahiagbon is still a regular guest on live national television…But I digress…
You see the real issue is that not everybody sees the “the stupidest politician everliveth” contest as actual stupidity. Some people actually believe it is real … just like Republicans on FOX news (American politics) the opposition party is able to drive home a message with no facts, with illogical statements that they keep repeating over and over again. And before you know it … the people on the road side, in the market, the ones who really decide elections will believe.
Just like the Obama is a Muslim smear campaign, we might end up with that Presidential aspirant <insert any name here> is a …
All because we underestimated the power of the stupidest politicians everliveth. Don’t underestimate the stupid … it might just be a strategy.
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