Dear Ofili: Will You Write For Us But For Free

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Dear Okechukwu Ofili

Proposal To Write For “This Magazine Is The Shit”

We know you are busy … very busy. So busy you can’t even find time to marry and in Nigeria that is SCARY. But we have a proposal for you.

We just launched a brand new magazine that focuses on Business and Entrepreneurship. And we would like to give you the HONOR to write for our Magazine. We would require an article every week and no we won’t pay you, but the exposure you would get from our new magazine will somehow become financially rewarding for you one day. We don’t know the exact day … but one day. 

Also we would like you to write ONLY original articles for our magazine. We don’t want to use articles that are already on your ofilispeaks.com website because frankly everybody has seen that already. Plus originality is a critical part of our business strategy.

Hope this ORIGINALITY would not be an issue for you. After all you are such an experienced writer … so churning out ORIGINAL weekly articles for our Magazine, plus maintaining your blog, going to work and still trying to marry will not be difficult for you!

All in all we are excited at the prospect of you writing for us. Our audience will benefit greatly from your awesome wisdom and talent that we cannot afford to pay for. 

Thank you in advance. We look forward to hearing from you.

PS: Do checkout our website ThisMagazineIsTheShit.com and tell us what you think. We would love your feedback.

the jokerTHE JOKER
This Magazine Is The Shit Editor/Founder/Writer
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 JOKER@thismagazineistheshit.com

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Ofili

Author: Ofili

Words by Okechukwu Ofili of ofilispeaks.com
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13 comments on “Dear Ofili: Will You Write For Us But For Free

  1. Christian chinedu on said:

    Really don’t know what to make of this post. Is it an exercise in self examination, taunting and mockery or a sincere demand from a jester who fancies himself a publisher? Anyhow, it’s fun to read. Warm regards.

  2. Lmao! People are funny oh. Looking for quality material from cheap/free labour. They should have said they wanted you to do pro bono work for them. That would have been more understandable.

    • You took the words from my mouth.

      Ofili & marriage nowadays…young man, is there something you aren’t saying? You can confide in us you know

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