A lot of times I find myself in bed but unable to sleep because my mind is shuffling through a million and one ideas. Some of them are scary, some are crazy, some are exciting and I feel the urge to jump out of bed to begin implementing them. But I know I must work the next day so I go to sleep not by counting sheep but by counting the crazy ideas circulating my head.

You have a smart phone stop doing stupid ish with it, basically means that you have a smart phone so stop doing ish with it! Lot of people use their ultra cool blackberrys, iphones and Android phones to send senseless messages and texts all day long. While there is nothing wrong with having a little fun with your phone, what is wrong is making that the primary purpose of your device. Your device is way too powerful for stuff like “if you don’t send this to 7 people your blank will blank” or “Forward this to all your friends for a free blank-pad.” Your smart phones are smarter better than that and should be used for smart things, like creating draft entries to that blog post that you have always been meaning to write, tracking your business appointments and activities, computing business expenses or responding to emails from those important clients and lots more. Whatever you decide to do, just remember that you have a smart phone so stop doing stupid ish with ith it!

Wishing You Extreme Success,

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I had just finished a long day of work. At the end of any typical day I would still have a lot left on my To-Do-List. But today was different, I was in a super zone. I got all my tasks done…nailing all my deadlines in the process. I was in that rare euphoric almost drug infused zone where my computer was simply obliterating tasks. At the end of the day all my tasks had been completed…but instead of feeling relieved, I felt guilty…it was as if I had done something evil by beating all my deadlines…I could not explain the feeling so I sketched it and this is what came out…

True story…I created this sketch painting drawing after sipping a glass of Vodka spiked with pineapple juice (lol). The fusion of liquor and creativity combined with my almost drunken state of sleep at 2 am gave birth to this slogan “Don’t drink and write, drink and create.” Ironically it is true, most of my effortless creative touches come when my mind is distracted. So I learn to relax my mind, either by resting or listening to music and it works almost every time. Find your mind distraction mechanism so that you can unleash your creativity today.
 

WARNING: Ofili only encourages the consumption of alcohol for creative purposes only (not to be confused with procreation purposes)
 

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So am thinking to myself “What if I could invent an anti-viagra drug?” I know what you are thinking, who the heck would want to buy an anti-viagra drug? The answer is Responsible married men. Let’s face it, not every man intends to cheat but somehow they find themselves in awkward situations. But, with the Aiagra red pill all that will come to an end as you can now battle those awkward situations…such as the late night work session with your attractive secretary or when your wife’s younger sister stops by to visit. Just pop the pill and you instantaneously lose all the urge to do anything naughty. This pill could literarily save marriages and if it could save marriages, it could save a family and if it can save a family…it can save a state and if it can save a state…it can save the world. This red pill can save the world…lol…

 

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