What The Heck Was He Thinking Caption Contest
I took the picture on the right early this year thinking that I could use it as a potential book cover image or some sort of blog advert flier. But for the past 4 months I am yet to figure out what to do with it. So I thought…rather than having the picture rot away on my hard-drive, why don’t I do something creative with it. So I decided to use it for a CAPTION CONTEST! The contest is open to anybody that has a creative imagination and loves to win cool stuff. Basically all YOU have to do is come up with something funny or creative to insert in the picture thought bubble below. Submit your entries in the comment box but strive to do so before April 22 as the contest ends on that day. I would have given you some caption examples but frankly I am too lazy for that. But the good news is that YOU get unlimited entries and also the three best entries will get the following awesome prizes:
- An autographed copy of my latest book How Laziness Saved My Life.
- A personalized digital version of your actual caption inserted into the picture and signed by Ofili.
- A Blackberry Porsche Fruit or Apple Ipad
- $20.00 (for the best entry only)
DISCLAIMER: Only items 1, 2 and 4 are real…me sef I dey find BB Porsche o!

Ofili i warn you, do not use my picture for your caption contest…… A word is enough for the Wise.
Thank God Ofili took this picture before he realised my intentions, was about to enter, roll and extract from my ear……….
finally, my hand got to my ear, it will definitely get to the other ear………Hurray time to start school, from fitted suits to school uniform…… anyways not too old to learn.
I think I have a bug in my ear!!
this one might make the cut…
Doctor…are you saying its really EMPTY???!!!!
chei! no dey do your boy like that now.
Do I look well to you?
How I got to start thinking!!!
NOI lost!!! i need a real pistol puleeze!!!
How a life threating situation provoked my hitherto slumber thoughts
Oh now…. do I need to tweak this ear to get brainwave…….
HELP!!! am a walking corpse, have got an explosive device in my ear ***
if you think am crazy because of my ideas then you are nuts for thinking I should be conventional.
Ofili I warned you but you wouldn’t listen, now you have purchased debt all for vals day. AH! should have stayed at home and allow *Laziness save my life *.
This Ear Finally Saved My Life!
What in Heaven is Wrong With With Me!