Blogger @ofilispeaks Finally Declares His Assets
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Shortly after Buhari and Osinbajo declared their assets to the public. ofilispeaks, a blogger that regularly likes to look for trouble was forced by his followers to declare his.
reluctantly did, but only after it was reviewed by the IRS, FIRS, LASTMA, IBB, Jesus Christ and the Pope over the weekend. After their stringent review, Ofili’s assets were finally released to the public. And his assets are quite interesting…
From the preliminary information we have gathered so far, it was discovered that Okechukwu Ofili has less than 5 million Naira to his biological name, although we don’t know how much he has under his non-biological name and his girlfriend’s names.
It was also discovered that he had over 7 Nigerian bank accounts … but most of those accounts were forcefully given to him by pretty aggressive accountants who needed to hit their financial quotas. Currently Ofili has no idea where most of those accounts are located.
It was also discovered that Ofili has one piece of land in Lagos, Lekki to be precise …
Sadly the Lagos state government decided to build a canal through his land without telling him. Ofili has been fighting for over 4 months to get another land allocated to him, but the Lagos state government tells him that the canal helps classify his land as a water front property and that he now actually owes the Lagos state government for the artificial
canal lake built-in front of his house.
It was also discovered that Ofili owns 1 dog, 2 stuffed minions from the film Despicable Me and a variety of mosquitoes that live around his ear. He also owns a diesel generator, petrol generator, 4 solar panels and 5.0 KVa Inverter with 4 fairly used lithium batteries.
The full list is below:
- Land: 1 Water-front* Property In Lekki
- Shareholdings: Mr. Biggs, Gala and Pure Water
- Bank Account 1: N4,780,000
- Bank Account 2: N50,000
- Bank Account 3-7: Still trying to trace the location of these accounts.
- Vehicles: 2 okada’s
- Animals/Monsters: 1 dog, 2 stuffed minions from the film despicable and a variety of mosquitoes.
- Power Tools: 1 diesel generator, 1 petrol generator, 4 solar panels and 1 5.0 KVa Inverter with 4 fairly used lithium batteries.
All in all, it looks like blogger Ofili might actually be living a very humble life which would allow him execute his job as a political blogger very well. Currently, international news agencies are touting him as one of the most honest political bloggers in Africa!
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