An Article Dedicated To Baby Shit

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So about 2 weeks ago, I visited my friend who is expecting a baby (trey). I also attended their baby shower where I got to meet a lot of young parents with babies. And it was quite a joyful moment really, to see little kids running all around the place and smiling. And then I saw the diaper cake, at first I thought it was a delicious blue cake and would have started eating it if nobody was around, but thankfully I did not. Because I could have died of diaper overdose!

But as soon as I found out it was a diaper cake, I was amazed at how many diapers they were. And then I started hearing stories about how babies shit almost every minute, and how you needed to have a steady supply of diapers, and diaper this and shit this and that.

I even got to participate in a blindfolded change the diaper on a babydoll contest where I lost out to this ninja diaper changing guy. I mean the guy could change a diaper with his hands tied behind his back while still blindfolded and eating food at the same time! He was that good!

After he won the contest ladies started checking him out! I mean who knew that the way to a womans heart was changing diapers. And to think of all the time I wasted in the gym…

Anyway I had a fun time…it was quite awesome learning about babies and their miracles down under. So I dedicated a special sketch to all the parents in the place with style and grace…hope you enjoy. And remember anytime @ofilispeaks yells make shit happen…close your babies ears =D

baby shitx

twitterWritten and Drawn By Okechukwu Ofili of ofilispeaks.com
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Words by Okechukwu Ofili of ofilispeaks.com
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22 comments on “An Article Dedicated To Baby Shit

  1. cynthilicious on said:

    Loool!!Seriously ofili are u sure u weren’t part of the script-writing dudes for the Spartacus series with the way u throw shit around in your articles like “shit from ass” (Lool!!See wot I did there). ‘nyways gr8 article as always and thanks for your post on having ”a passion to be successful”. Just what I needed to see me through these freaking clinical journals I need to review and do a presentation on. Gosshh!! Why are u so darn good? such an inspiration mehn!! and yes!! I have finally overcome my fears (laziness rather) and actually started writing for my pleasure like I have always wanted though not quite sure it wuld see d light of day like this awesome blog of yours=D

    • Ofili

      Lol…yes o. It was quite impressive. Dude even beat out the girl diaper changer in the finals. It was like a huge upset….lol

  2. Yea, I have a little experience with diaper changing. The creepy part is when you start to get worried because you haven’t seen their shit in a while.

  3. Nice.
    We dig men who adore babies and their diapers. I am particularly nicer to men who take the time to play with my son.
    So did you also learn about the colours,textures,smells,splash and leak abilities of their poops?

  4. It’s funny, I was at the same babyshower and that was fun. Now to be serious: Sometimes I want to share your blog page with students I am mentoring, but others I am concerned that the vocabulary used “shit…” is not the one I use, or that I want my sons to use. So I filter the content of your blog and share just what’s valuable with my mentee.

  5. Interesting and funny as usual. Diaper changing is a ‘good’ way to a woman’s heart indeed. Please don’t stop going to the gym, that’s another way to a woman’s heart. Aren’t there several routes to a woman’s heart?! 🙂

  6. haven’t changed a diaper before, just realised that now. As I get older I realise my idea of what makes a man sexy keeps changing, now if he can cook, I find him uber sexy, washing his dishes immediately after use, toe curling sexy. I’m guessing when I have a baby my husband’s diaper changing would turn me on again and again. And yea, babies should make less shit

  7. Wow! I just love this dude (no homo tho) I have started so many things because of me and you have definitely re-ignited the passion I have for writing and public speaking. In fact I hosted a book talk last week with close to 150 people present. It was awesome. Thanks man! You are such an inspiration to me. I really long for the day I get to see you in person.

  8. Baby shit and diapers, smh. I knew there was a good reason for my constant presence on this blog. Feel free to come and learn with my twins. You could even throw in baby bathing lessons for good measure

  9. Baby shit and diapers, smh. I knew there was a good reason for my constant presence on this blog. Feel free to come and learn with my twins. You could even throw in baby bathing lessons for good measure

  10. Kelechi on said:

    I found this very funny and interesting. I just acknowledged the fact that I’ll probably prefer a diaper changing man to a well carved man. So, a well carved diaper changing man? That’s like Superman!

    I admire your writing style, well written as always.

  11. I see a business opportunity somewhere along the line. Now that diaper changing is the new sexy. . .

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    *winks* Thanks Ofilli 🙂
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