10 Controversial Quotes That Actually Make Sense

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Every once in a while I come across a quote that makes me go #@$#@$%#@ but then I look at it again and it actually makes sense.

But the irony with these quotes is that if I ever get invited to speak at say a Church gathering or school graduation ceremony I will not be able to use them….because well errrr they are frankly on the edge.

From drinking beer, to kicking annoying people in the head … these are my top 10 awesome but controversial quotes that actually make sense! Enjoy! And let me know your favorite.

We are here to drink BEER we are here to kill WAR we are here to LAUGH at the odds and live our lives so well that death will tremble to take us! – Charles Bukowski

That’s the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen. ― Charles Bukowski

If you have other controversially interesting quotes you know do share below. Aside from that…be awesome!

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20 comments on “10 Controversial Quotes That Actually Make Sense

  1. LOL ”If you get slapped turn the other cheek and follow through with a round house kick! – Okechukwu…” Quote of the year.

    Another favorite is Robert Paul’s “The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny “

  2. cleopatra on said:

    If your enemies throw a stone at you, just smile and throw a flower back at them; but make sure the flower is in a concrete pot!

  3. LMAO. Especially at: That’s the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen. ― Charles Bukowski.

    Anyway, here’s one I heard long ago which was credited to Abe Lincoln: “when all else fails, eat and eat well”
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  4. alegtony on said:

    This is my favourite :

    If you get slapped turn the other cheek and follow through with a round house kick!

    Lovely!!!

  5. Just remembered some of my mine: stupidity masquerading as curiosity is the worst trait one can have-unknown(wattpad);
    At the end of the day, the dumb people rule the world while the smart ones take the backseat-chidisblog;
    The greatest intelligence is the ability to act the fool convincingly-chidisblog;
    Everything is ok at the end, if you’re not okay that means its not the end-unknown.
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  6. My favourite is definitely “if you can’t amaze people with your intelligence… Confuse them with your bullshit” either way they’d think you’re hot stuff. I also love the cockiness of the writer of unicorn quote.
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  7. personally favourite, it takes 48 muscles to frown when someone annoys you but only about 5 to reach out and slap the bitch. Unknown

  8. nyiedum ufot on said:

    I have been a follower of your blog for sometime. I love your write ups especially the ones that keep me smiling. Here is one quote I read somewhere ” call a spade a spade not a garden tool”.

  9. faithzy on said:

    My personal favorite is ” If you cant amaze people with your intelligence confuse them with your bullshit” …lol and i also like the “write drunk , edit sober” , because the truth is you get a lot inspiration when drunk at least i have a friend like that…
    Now my all time favorites is ” Everything turns out well in the end if its doesn’t turn out well then it’s not the end” ,and another one i love is ” Life doesn’t give you what you deserve but what you demand”

  10. Cool I’ll go with d drinking problem. My personal…. Stop them b4 they stop you.& a closed mouth is a closed destiny- d.k olukoya

  11. Oluwatobiloba on said:

    Numbers 2 and 4 are my favorite.. I like
    Number 6 really well (Ofili’s) I unfortunately don’t know what a round house kick is *chuckles*…
    Charles Bukowski is such a badass!

    Ps: you are allowed to quote this wherever you want Mr. ofili,
    Tobi says so….

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